Description
Measure Once Cuss Twice — The Official Tee of DIY Legends
He grabbed the tape.
He marked the spot.
He double-checked.
Cut.
And… it’s off.
Again.
Measure Once Cuss Twice — because that’s how real projects get done.
For Every Builder, Fixer, and Accidental Carpenter
This shirt is for the dads, uncles, grandpas, and weekend warriors who’ve:
✓ Sworn at a stud finder
✓ Misplaced the level (again)
✓ And still somehow built the damn thing anyway
Because when you’re covered in sawdust and stubborn pride,
you know the rule: Measure Once Cuss Twice.
The Ultimate Gift for DIY Dads & Handyman Heroes
Need a gift for the guy who lives at the hardware store?
Or maybe the one who won’t let anyone else near his tool chest?
This tee’s for him.
Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just saying “thanks for fixing my sink… eventually.”
It’s a funny dad shirt, sure.
But it’s also painfully, beautifully true.
Built to Last (Unlike That Wobbly Bookshelf)
✓ Soft, rugged cotton that handles sawdust like a champ
✓ Unisex fit so anyone can wear their mistakes with pride
✓ Bold lettering that reads like a caution sign
Measure Once Cuss Twice — because perfection is overrated, and power tools don’t come with therapy.
Let him wear it to the garage, the hardware aisle, or his next “I got this” project that definitely needs 3 trips back to the store.
Size Guide
The unisex heavy cotton tee is a wardrobe staple and the foundation of casual fashion. Its specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms, and the shoulders have tape for improved durability.
Gildan 5000 – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt is made with medium fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
To Travel Is To Live T-Shirt is made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not dry clean.
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