Description
These Puns Are Armed and Dadly — Warning: High Levels of Wordplay
He’s not just a dad.
He’s a dad with dangerously good puns.
So good, they should be illegal.
These Puns Are Armed and Dadly is the ultimate battle cry for every father who believes jokes are best served cheesy.
For the Pun-Loaded Papa in Your Life
You know the type.
He drops a pun mid-barbecue and laughs before anyone else can groan.
He’s got a pun for every situation — and somehow, they always land.
This tee is made for dads who:
✔ Weaponize wordplay like a pro
✔ Think “groan-worthy” is a compliment
✔ Take pride in being punstoppable
It’s not just a funny dad shirt — it’s a pun declaration.
Comfy, Cool, and Certified Dad Gear
✔ Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
✔ Unisex fit that works with every dad bod
✔ Bold design that turns heads and cracks smiles
These Puns Are Armed and Dadly T-Shirt is perfect for cookouts, family game nights, or telling the same joke for the 400th time — with pride.
A Father’s Day Gift That Hits the Funny Bone
Looking for a Father’s Day gift that gets real laughs (not just polite ones)?
This pun-loaded tee is it.
Whether he’s a new dad or a seasoned jokester, this shirt is a perfect reminder that his pun game is strong — and possibly dangerous.
These Puns Are Armed and Dadly — a dad joke wrapped in cotton and dad-approved swagger.
Size Guide
The unisex heavy cotton tee is a wardrobe staple and the foundation of casual fashion. Its specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms, and the shoulders have tape for improved durability.
Gildan 5000 – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt is made with medium fabric consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
To Travel Is To Live T-Shirt is made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not dry clean.
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